Thursday, May 28, 2015

THROWBACK THURSDAY: Songs Tiny Taught Us

Tiny Tim from his debut album God Bless Tiny Tim

Whatever you say about Herbert Boutros Khaury, better known as Tiny Tim, you have to admit that the man knew a lot about old popular songs, especially those from the the first three or four decades of the 20th  Century.

Below are a bunch of Tiny's songs as done by the original -- or at least much earlier -- artists. All but one of the following were on Tiny's first album, God Bless Tiny Tim.

Tiny loved these tunes and so do I.

"Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight" was written by a couple of guys named Al (Sherman and Lewis) for the 1930 movie, The Big Pond, which starred Maurice Chevalier. Tiny Tim was exposed, so to speak, to whole new generation when his version was used in the very first episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

But Maurice did a good job too.



I once saw Ozzie Nelson sing a version of "Out on the Old Front Porch" on some late-night talk show. I think it was on Joey Bishop' show. Maybe Harriet was there too, I don't remember. But this one goes way back to at least 1913 when Billy Murray did it as a duet with Ada Jones.

Tiny of course didn't do a duet. He sang all the parts himself, including the angry father.



Tiny did a pretty warped cover of  "On the Good Ship Lollipop" on his first appearance on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In.  He also recorded it for his 1969 children's album For All My Little Friends. 

The original version, of course, was by America's little friend, Shirley Temple, who sang in in her 1934 movie Bright Eyes.



Tiny reached way far back for "Then I'd Be Satisfied with Life," 1903 to be exact. It was written by George M. Cohan, the same guy who wrote "You're a Grand Old Flag" and "Over There." This version is by S.H. Dudley.

One major change Tiny made in his version.  Dudley wants "an heiress" for his wife. But Tiny wants Tuesday Weld!



And Tiny also did a little number called "Tiptoe Through the Tulips." Here is the original, as performed by Nick Lucas, the Crooning Troubadour, in the movie Gold Diggers of Broadway.

Tiny Tim's brief brush with fame even got Lucas a spot on The Tonight Show in 1969.




Here is my Wacky Wednesday post from a few months ago about the time Camper Van Beethoven played with Tiny Tim.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

WACKY WEDNESDAY: Bad TV Shows, Worse Theme Songs

Before you start watching the videos of the bad television themes below, indulge me in a couple of creative musical exercises:

1) Think of the melody to "House of the Rising Sun." Now think of someone singing the Gilligan's Island theme to that melody. (Hey, it works better than "Stairway to Heaven.")

2) Now imagine The Pogues singing the theme, Shane MacGowan slurring all the lyrics, to The Brady Bunch.

I apologize if you can't get those out of your head all day.

The point is, I'm a fan of TV themes, even, in a weird way, the bad ones. I think about them way too much.

The Too Many Cooks video that swept the Internet late last year was a wonderful satire of cheesy boob-tube theme songs, especially from the late '70s and '80s. (If you're one of the last six Americans who hasn't seen or heard this CLICK HERE.)

But here a bunch of theme songs -- from shows that mostly were flops -- that still haunt my nightmares.

First, I give you My Mother the Car, a Jerry Van Dyke vehicle (pun intended) that ran on NBC from late 1965 through the spring of 1966.

Many years ago, George R.R. Martin (sorry for the gratuitous name-dropping)  made me laugh out loud when he said that that the funniest thing about My Mother the Car was that serious men with briefcases and expensive suits at NBC had to have had several intense meetings to develop this show.

The entire premise of this clunker is explained in the theme song.



Phyllis (1975-77) has the distinction of being the worst of the Mary Tyler Moore Show spin-offs. (Hey, I liked Lou Grant!) The opening theme actually was kind of clever. But still ... Phyllis.



The mid '60s hit series Batman had one of the coolest theme songs in TV history. Written by Neal Hefti, this instrumental was covered by The Ventures and even Iggy Pop, who did a live version. But that makes the theme song of Batman's far-less successful spin- off Batgirl even more deplorable. For one thing, they gave it lyrics -- lyrics like "Are you a chick who fell in from outer space? Or are you real with a tender warm embrace?" Holy crap on a cracker, Batman!



Besides Batgirl,  Batman's success, inspired other superhero shows on network TV. NBC's answer was a bad comedy called  Captain Nice. At least Batgirl was easier to look at than this mercifully short-lived series. And the theme song was nearly as terrible.



F Troop's stereotypical treatment of Native Americans would never fly today. Just ask Adam Sandler. Of course the only people dumber than the Hekawi tribe, for the most part, are the white soldiers at Fort Courage.

I have to admit, I kind of liked this show when I was a kid. It was better than My Mother the Car anyway. Still, the mock-heroic theme song from the first season is pretty clunky.



B.J. and The Bear was an NBC comedy about a truck driver and his chimpanzee. It debuted in 1979, a year after Clint Eastwood's Every Which Way But Loose, a comedy about a truck driver and his orangutan.  (It was not a rip-off. Chimps and orangutans are completely different animals.)

And yes, the theme song sucked. "New dreams and better scenes/ And best of all I don't pay property tax," the show's leading man, Greg Evigan sang.

I don't know, but I think even Grover Norquist would rather pay property tax than to be stuck in the cab of a truck with a damned chimpanzee day in and day out.

The song loses even more points when you compare it with the theme of an earlier NBC truck-drivin' comedy Movin' On, -- which was written and sung by Merle Haggard.



All parents make mistakes, but I can proudly say that I never inflicted Lamb Chop's Play-Along (PBS, 1992-97) on either of my children. But I must admit, the theme song is a showcase for one of the pioneers of Caucasian hip-hop: Shari Lewis.



And I agree with this next one. Eight IS enough of these horrible tunes.

But may you spend your Wacky Wednesday like a bright and shiny new dime!




Monday, May 25, 2015

It's True: My Podcast Has Gone to the Dogs!


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Woof! This podcast has gone to the dogs. But that's not a bad thing. I've barked up the right tree searching for howlin' good rockin' tunes.

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Here's the playlist:

(Background Music: Dog Eat Dog by Brass Liberation Orchestra)
Baby I'm Your Dog by Stomping Nick & His Blues Grenade
Duct Tape Love by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Spider and Fly by Motobunny
Say You're Sorry by The Remains
J'vais M'en J'ter un Derrière by Tony Truant & The Fleshtones
Volare by The Drifting Mines

(Background Music: Bulldog by The Fireballs)
Underdog by The Dirtbombs
Heavy Honey by Left Lane Cruiser
That's Mighty Childish by The Mummies
The Headless Flowerpot Girl by Wild Billy Chyldish 
Total Destruction of Your Mind by Lee Bains III & The Glory Fires
Bless You by The Devil Dogs

(Background Music: Dog Breath in the Year of The Plague by The Mothers of Invention)
Deputy Dog by The Great Gaylord & The Frigss
Motor Pyscho by Rattface
Bomb Squad by Gas Huffer
Saint Dee by The Bloodhounds
You Bring Me Down by Jonny Manak & The Depressives
Hound Dog by '68 Comeback
(Background Music: Taylor's Rock by Hound Dog Taylor)

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Sunday, May 24, 2015

TERRELL'S SOUND WORLD PLAYLIST

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Sunday, May 24, 2015 
KSFR, Santa Fe, N.M. 
10 p.m. to midnight Sundays Mountain Time 
Host: Steve Terrell
Webcasting!
101.1 FM
email me during the show! terrell(at)ksfr.org

Here's the playlist below; 

OPENING THEME: Let It Out (Let it All Hang Out) by The Hombres 

After the Rain by Mission of Burma

God is a Bullet by Concrete Blonde

Goo Goo Muck by The Cramps

Miniskirt Blues by Simon Stokes

Suicide in a Bottle by Evil Idols

Baby Doll by Horror Deluxe

Don't Slander Me by Roky Erikson

Spider and Fly by Motobunny

Milkshake 'n' Honey by Sleater-Kinney

Whammy Kiss by The B-52s


Inside Looking Out by Chesterfield Kings 

Time Will Tell by Handsome Jack

Take Me to Our Place by Jonny Manak & The Depressives

Mean and Evil by Juke Joint Pimps

Total Destruction to Your Mind by Lee Bains III & The Glory Fires 

Oh Wendy, Let's Stay Out All Night by The A-Bones

Do the Get Down by Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

Designed to Kill by James Chance

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB DYLAN

Maggie's Farm by Bob Dylan

The Wicked Messenger by The Black Keys

Thunder on the Mountain by Bob Dylan

Don't Think Twice by Mike Ness

Dignity by Bob Dylan

Every Grain of Sand by Giant Sand

Baby Let Me Follow You Down (Reprise) by Bob Dylan & The Band


That Knucklehead Stuff by Chuck E. Weiss

Borracho Mark Lanegan

That Lucky Old Sun by Bob Dylan

CLOSING THEME: Over the Rainbow by Jerry Lee Lewis

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Friday, May 22, 2015

THE SANTA FE OPRY PLAYLIST


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Friday, May 22, 2015 
KSFR, Santa Fe, NM 
Webcasting! 
10 p.m. to midnight Fridays Mountain Time 
Host: Steve Terrell 
101.1 FM
email me during the show! terrel(at)ksfr.org

Here's my playlist below:

OPENING THEME: Buckaroo by Buck Owens

Vengeance Gonna Be My Name by Slackeye Slim

Daddy Was a Preacher, Mama Was a Go-Go Girl by Southern Culture on the Skids

Hard Times by Jon Langford

Tulsa by Wayne Hancock

Trailer Mama by The Bottle Rockets

Big Ol' White Boys by Terry Allen

What Kinda Guy? by Steve Forbert

The Rubber Room by T. Tex Edwards & Out on Parole


Hey Mama My Time Ain't Long / Snake Farm by Ray Wylie Hubbard 

Falling Off of the World by Chipper Thompson

Give Back the Key to My Heart by Uncle Tupelo

The Devil Ain't Lazy by Asleep At the Wheel with The Blind Boys of Alabama

Ditty Wah Ditty by Ry Cooder

Liquor and Whores by The Misery Jackals


Kansas Women by Two Ton Strap

Don't Give a Damn by Honky Tonk Hustlas

Ready to Run by Jimbo Mathus

The Hoover Farm Exorcism by The Imperial Rooster

The Road Goes On Forever by The Highwaymen

Don't Let the Stars Get in Your Eyes by The Rizdales

I'll Be There (If Ever You Want Me) by John Fogerty

There's No Fool Like an Old Fool by Ray Price

The Genitalia of a Fool by Cornell Hurd with Justin Trevino

 

Legend in My Time by Don Walser

Train of Life by Merle Haggard

When Two Worlds Collide by Roger Miller

The Last Kind Words by David Johansen & The Harry Smiths

Geeshie by The Mekons

Dying Breed by Allison Moorer

CLOSING THEME: Comin' Down by The Meat Puppets


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