Slate magazine this week has a funny piece about painfully inappropriate songs used in television commericals.
Among them are General Electric using the song "Sixteen Tons" in an ad extolling the virtues of coal (What? They couldn't get the rights to "Dark as a Dungeon"?); Iggy Pop's junkie anthem "Lust For Life" used in an ad for Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines; and worst of all, Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Fortunate Son" being twisted into a patriotic ditty for Wrangler Jeans. This is worse than Ronald Reagan's infamous misinterpretation of "Born in the U.S.A."
I thought of a few songs just waiting to be used as commericial jingles.
1. "The Bed" by Lou Reed would sound great on a Posturepedic commercial.
2. "Hellhound on My Trail" by Robert Johnson surely would sell a lot of Alpo.
3. "Wreck on the Highway" -- either the Roy Acuff version or Bruce Springsteen's -- are ripe for an auto insurance commercial.
4. "People Who Died" by The Jim Carroll Band is just begging to be picked up for a commercial by a life insurance company.
Any other ideas? Post 'em in the comments section.
On a completely different subject, my friend Judy pointed out that Gov. Richardson isn't the first gov in these parts to get stylish transportation. Below is from today's New Mexican's "The Past 100 Years."
June 16, 1905: Two handsome Ford automobiles are on the road for Santa Fe people. One is for Gov. Otero and the other will be used by Territorial Secretary J.W. Raynolds.