Monday, May 22, 2006


I just received a call from the New Mexican's cop reporter Jason Auslander asking if I'd been arrested over the weekend.

Apparently some poor boob with the name "Steven Terrell" was picked up Friday by the Santa Fe police. Jason didn't know what the charge was.

So if you read something about Steve Terrell getting arrested -- IT WASN'T ME! I was busy hosting The Santa Fe Opry on Friday night and taking strange pictures with my son all day Saturday.

I don't have time for jail. I'm innocent!


  1. Anonymous7:50 PM

    C'mon, fess up. You KNOW you shouldn't take those mustard jars or pepper shakers from Denny's.

  2. I thought the statute of limitiations was up.

    But seriously, today Jason learned that this "Steven" Terrell was arrested on charge of possessing a small amount of marijuana and some liquor charge. This guy's 50, just a little younger than me.

    Not that I haven't been guilty of similar charges ... but I was never caught (and not last weekend.)

  3. Anonymous9:18 PM

    i suppose i COULD provide an alibi... for a price :-)

  4. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Ok, then why did I have to put up my ranch for bail???
    DOH!!!! sounded like you.....

    yer seester


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