HILLARY GOES FOR CELINE

Apparently writing off the rock 'n' roll vote, Hillary Clinton has gone and chosen a song by Celine Dion -- who isn't even an American -- for her campaign theme.

She managed to get a theme song even crappier than her husband's -- Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow."



There apparently was a vote on her Web site. I suspect Republican sabotage. What's Donald Segretti up to these days?

So come on, Bill Richardson. Here's your chance to pay tribute to good American music! . I made a lot of good suggestions for your theme song. Jean Knight, Howlin' Wolf, Emmett Miller, Warren Zevon, Angel Espinoza ... and my column readers made some good suggestions too. Any of them are better than Celine Dion!

Speaking of Republican sabotage, the state GOP today released its 2007 Bill Richardson baseball card.