Tomorrow, Socorro, N.M. will host a mudbog with actual midget wrestling during the intermission.
This is not an April Fool's joke.
This from The Albuquerque Journal, (New Mexico's #1 source for midget wrestling news!):
Puppet the Psycho Dwarf opens the show with a comedy routine, then there will be a 45-minute no-holds-barred midget wrestling match. Puppet insists the wrestlers on the tour are to be called midgets - including himself. Nobody, he said, wants to see "Little people wrestling." ... The show, which is probably the most UN-PC two hours of anything, will be the half-time act during the annual New Mexico Tech Off Road Club 2006 Mudbog, at 2 p.m. Tickets are $5 each, or $10 per car ...If you can't get to Socorro tomorrow, at least check out the trailer for Half Pint Brawlers Volume 1.